ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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