im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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