try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Can I color on your dick again?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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