oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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