Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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