just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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