Three words: puerto rican gang bang
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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