the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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