Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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