I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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