yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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