too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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