How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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