you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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