Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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