are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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