Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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