But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
My hand turned me down
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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