Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
