after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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