States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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