it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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