Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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