Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
