New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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