They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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