it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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