part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
