I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
A bitchslap is in order.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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