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she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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