You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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