im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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