You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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