Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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