I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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