Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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