when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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