Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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