It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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