butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Your cock deserves a montage
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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