He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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