What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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