Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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