U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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