Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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