Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
