redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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