vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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