He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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