I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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