I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Banned from zoo.
Again?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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